You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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