i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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