I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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