Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
