Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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