He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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