went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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