sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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