How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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