normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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