It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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