at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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