Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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