OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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