We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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