No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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