he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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