The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
PS: I just woke up from my shower
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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