I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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