I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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