Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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