it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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