She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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