The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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