you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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