Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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