Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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