She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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