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You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i out mim tonsoeep
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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