do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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