So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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