If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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