I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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