Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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