How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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