it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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