honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I understand Curling. That high.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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