I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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