I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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