No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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