this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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