I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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