I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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