I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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