protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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