I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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