there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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