He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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