Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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