Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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