pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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