____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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