real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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