But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I CAN MOONWALK!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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