I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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