I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it's like heaven, but drunker
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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