I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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