apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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